I got this off of Neil Gaiman’s site. It’s really funny, but to describe it would ruin the surprise.
Also, I’ve suddenly come across some interesting sites and stories about feral children. Two little boys in separate incidents (but both in Russia) were abandoned and raised by dogs. You can read the article here: http://www.nzherald.co.nz/storydisplay.cfm?storyID=3582191&thesection=news&thesubsection=world
The second is an actual site on feral children in general: http://www.feralchildren.com/en/children.php?tp=0