1. WHAT TIME DID YOU GO TO BED LAST NIGHT? 11:30
2. WHAT DID YOU EAT FOR LUNCH YESTERDAY? Nuthin’.
3. FAVORITE PLACE TO GET COFFEE? I hate coffee, but I love Starbucks hot chocolate.
4. REGULAR OR DECAF? See above—I need a pure shot of chocolate to start my day off right.
5. FAVORITE RESTAURANT? My own kitchen (although, this dim sum place in Beijing comes in a close second)
6. FRUIT OR FRUIT SMOOTHIE? Fruit and fruit smoothies (my blender and I are close friends)
7. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR MEAT PREPARED? Barely dead, just roll the cow on over and I’ll sink my teeth into its ass (Hahahaha!!!)
8. ONION RINGS OR FRENCH FRIES? Neither, not anymore—though I’d say french fries.
9. FANCY DINNER OR PICNIC? Fancy dinners are too much hard work, and picnics never feel sanitary.
10. FAVORITE CANDY? Herseys dark chocolate bars
11. FAVORITE DESSERT? Pumpkin cheesecake
12. NUTS ON YOUR SUNDAES? Heh.
13. WHICH ONE WOULD YOU PREFER-MAID OR PERSONAL CHEF? Neither.
14. FAVORITE T.V. SHOW? Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Stargate SG-1, Smallville, Angel, JLA, Samuarai Jack.
15. T.V. SHOW YOU CAN’T STAND TO WATCH? Those marriage “reality” shows
16. LAST BOOK YOU READ ? Welcome to Temptation by Jennifer Crusie
17. FAVORITE BOOK? Too many to name.
18. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW? Walking Tall.
19. FAVORITE MOVIE(s)? There are so many!
20. LAST CD/DVD YOU BOUGHT? Remy Zero (The Golden Hum)
21. RADIO STATION YOU ARE LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? I’m listening to Dolly Parton.
22. WINTER, SPRING, SUMMER OR AUTUMN? Spring, oh glorious Spring!
23. BEACH OR MOUNTAINS? Mountains.
24. WHAT IS YOUR DREAM VACATION? Traveling through space on an alien spacecraft.
25. DO YOU LIKE TO BE SURPRISED? Yes, unless the surprise involves an axe and/or a male appendage.
26. WHAT WAS THE LAST CARD YOU SENT SOMEONE? A thank you card.
27. FAVORITE SPORT? Don’t really have one, though I really dig archery and fencing.
28. FAVORITE COLOR/COLORS? Anything blue
29. FAVORITE PET? Cats and poodles
30. PAPER OR PLASTIC? Plastic.
31. FAVORITE STORE TO SHOP AT? Barnes and Nobles or Borders
32. FAVORITE PERFUME? I like the Bath and Bodyworks scented “splashes” – grapefruit/jasmine
33. HOW MANY RINGS ARE YOU WEARING? None
34. NAILS POLISHED OR UNPOLISHED? Unpolished
35. SUITS OR DRESSES? Depends on whose ass I’ll be kicking.
36. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF WHAT WOULD IT BE? My enormous ego won’t let me answer that question.
37. CHARACTERISTICS DO YOU ADMIRE THE MOST IN A PERSON? Loyalty, honesty, creativity, and a sense of humor.
38. WHAT DO YOU DISLIKE THE MOST IN A PERSON? Arrogance, ignorance, and deceit.
39. IN THE MOVIE OF YOUR LIFE, WHO WOULD PLAY YOU? I would never release the rights to the movie.
40. SPORTS CAR OR SUV? Depends
41. DO YOU READ THE NEWSPAPER? Only online.
41. WHAT THREE WORDS WOULD PEOPLE USE TO DESCRIBE YOU? Unpredictable, funny, and sweet (these are people who don’t know me well).
42. WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE PRESIDENT? Argh.
43. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED? No
44. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SWEAR WORD? All of them are lovely.
45. WHAT WOULD PEOPLE BE SURPRISED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU? Not quite sure. That I knit?
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