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Who needs breast implants…

Mar 19 By Marjorie

…especially when you have chewing gum:  http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4361563.stm

Gacked from Paperback Writer is The Story Starter, which generates first sentences like:  The dirty doctor carved a turkey in the witch house for the lawyer. Or The huge plumber wrote a story in the White House for the deadly frog. Is this helpful?  I don’t know, but never diss potential inspiration.

This, however, is my favorite:  The Lifetime Movie Story Generator, which gives you things like:  Linda Evans and Jason Robards star in “Love’s Healing Grace”, the true story of a woman who battles her husband’s impotence. Despite her teenage son’s mullet hairdo, with the help of her grandmother’s long-lost diary she eventually finds the courage to make up for her lost childhood. Darn, they stole my idea! But think of the chick-lit potential for this one:  Shelly Hack and Patrick Duffy star in “She Was Forgotten”, the true story of a woman who battles PMS. Despite the evil doings of a malevolent small-town judge, with the help of recovered-memory hypnosis she eventually finds the courage to prevail over adversity. Because PMS, the legal system, and hypnosis all go hand in hand. 

Really.  Just think about it.

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I write comic books and novels about grumpy warrior women, eccentric demons, plucky fox girls, and men who can shape-shift into tigers. If a merman or gargoyle shows up, all the better!  To learn more about me, please go here.

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