…especially when you have chewing gum: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4361563.stm
Gacked from Paperback Writer is The Story Starter, which generates first sentences like: The dirty doctor carved a turkey in the witch house for the lawyer. Or The huge plumber wrote a story in the White House for the deadly frog. Is this helpful? I don’t know, but never diss potential inspiration.
This, however, is my favorite: The Lifetime Movie Story Generator, which gives you things like: Linda Evans and Jason Robards star in “Love’s Healing Grace”, the true story of a woman who battles her husband’s impotence. Despite her teenage son’s mullet hairdo, with the help of her grandmother’s long-lost diary she eventually finds the courage to make up for her lost childhood. Darn, they stole my idea! But think of the chick-lit potential for this one: Shelly Hack and Patrick Duffy star in “She Was Forgotten”, the true story of a woman who battles PMS. Despite the evil doings of a malevolent small-town judge, with the help of recovered-memory hypnosis she eventually finds the courage to prevail over adversity. Because PMS, the legal system, and hypnosis all go hand in hand.
Really. Just think about it.