I want to give Paul Hamm a huggie wuggie.

The Olympic judges are on crack.  I’d go on at length about my feelings towards these odd little individuals, but anniesj does a much better job.  My fave line?

Now, go eat a cheeseburger, you tiny Russian paper clip monster, and shut the fuck up.

anniesj continues the second part of her rant here. 

I’m gonna be laughing all night.