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They made Darth Vader a sissy man!

Nov 21 By Marjorie

I finally saw Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith.

When you watch a movie where the hero gets his legs cut off and then is burned alive by lava and he’s still whining like some punk ass genocidal maniac, saying “I hate you!  I HATE YOU!” and all you feel is a sense of relief and an intense desire for Obi-Hot-Wan to finish the job instead of wiping away that So Fake tear, things ain’t going so well.  Darth Vader was so much better when he was a mystery and a manly man beneath that helmet, instead of the older version of some kid who out of L-O-V-E decides to murder children and then is stupid enough to think that’s going to be a total turn-on to his Very Pregnant wife.  For more on the ETERNAL SHAME that is Padme Amidala, please click here.

As for me, I am still hurting from the movie.  So.  Much.  Pain.  I love Star Wars.  I love it so bad.  But I could have lived without knowing the origins of Darth Vader if this was all I was gonna get.  The mystery was so much better than the truth.

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I write comic books and novels about grumpy warrior women, eccentric demons, plucky fox girls, and men who can shape-shift into tigers. If a merman or gargoyle shows up, all the better!  To learn more about me, please go here.

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